posted May 25 2016 4:25PM
So, I was on my way to a meeting this morning and when I took off from a stop sign I noticed I lost traction. Upon closer inspection I discovered that I had stopped on top of some fresh roadkill & when I took off my rear tire lost traction on the "expired critter" & evenly distributed it's remains all over the front of the car behind me. Mind you said car had been tailgating me for a few miles so the way I look at it just more proof of karma!!!