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by Koyote Fox posted Jul 25 2014 2:39PM
O.K. so if you haven't seen Hot tub Time Machine you are doing yourself a disservice!!!! Do yourself a favor & check it out this weekend & then get ready 'cause Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is coming!!!! Check out the trailer, (carefful, language).

by Koyote Fox posted Jul 21 2014 3:29PM
I won't lie....I'M 100% MOST DEF. A TREKKIE!!! That being said I don't know that I'd ever go as far as THIS MUCH "ambient sound"!!! Don't get me wrong, ringtones, sound bytes.....yeah ok, but this? WOW!!!!!!



by Koyote Fox posted Jul 16 2014 2:55PM
It's happening this weekend @ The William Saroyan Theater & you can win tickets all weekend long. Just be caller #9 when you hear us play a Queen song!!! Check out this video these guys are badass!!!


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by Koyote Fox posted Jul 14 2014 3:12PM
Weird Al is back!!!! Like it or not you gotta give this guy props. His career has lasted longer than most artists!!!! I remember laughing at Al back when I was a kid!!! Well, he's getting ready to release his 14th studio album & this week is releasing sev. videos from it. Here is his spoof of Pharell's "Happy" w/a little fhelp from Jack Black among others!!!


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by Koyote Fox posted Jul 8 2014 2:33PM
GET READY TO GET "FOOTLOOSE" & GET ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE "DANGER ZONE"!!!! Yes, it's a guilty pleasure but you know you wanna go!!!! We've got tickets to go see Kenny Loggins @ Vina Robles Ampitheater in Paso Robles on Sat. Jly 12th!!! KEEP LISTENING TO WIN!!!
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by Koyote Fox posted Jul 1 2014 4:24PM
MINIONS MAKE ME SMILE!!!!!
by Koyote Fox posted Jun 27 2014 6:09PM
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! An installment of "Koyote's Captivating Captions" that has left me baffled. The pic. speaks for itself........DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS!!!!!

-Yote
by Koyote Fox posted Jun 26 2014 5:14PM
"I'M BEING @#$% MAN!!! JUST @#$% ON!!!"., to quote "Wayne's World" EXCELLENT!!! Sliced the top off my finger this morn, some idiot scratched my truck, a yet unnamed assailiant assaulted my studio chair that I must now have repaired because I love it so, & my computer decided not to like me anymore today!!!!..................................................................................................................................................ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Thank you.....I feel better. See we DJ's save BIG MONEY on therapy becaue the airwaves are our couch!!!!!!!
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by Koyote Fox posted Jun 12 2014 3:06PM
So it looks like the concept of the Star Trek Replicator may not be so far from a reality. Check this out.
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by Koyote Fox posted Jun 9 2014 4:35PM
Don't get me wrong, the current "realism" when depicting superheroes is cool most of the time & I'm sure there are those that wonder what the effects of a Kryptonite condom on Superman would be, or if Mr. Fantastic's stretching powers could assist in a long distance relationship but I'm trying to get what the artist was going for w/this one?
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People : Fantastic
by Koyote Fox posted Jun 6 2014 3:44PM
So, The Central Valley has def. put itself on the map this week!!! California Chrome is going for The Triple Crown and two baseball blayers one from Sanger & one from Clovis have just been drafted into the major leagues!!!!! Being Sanger High Alumni it makes it that much sweeter for me.

CONGRATS TO LUIS ORTIZ OF SANGER & JAKE GATEWOOD OF CLOVIS & THEIR FAMILIES!!!!

CLCIK HERE FOR THE STORY ON THESE AMAZING YOUNG ATHLETES.
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by Koyote Fox posted Jun 4 2014 3:56PM
Do you remember your first rollercoaster ride? I Do. It was Collusus & I just found out today that aftrer 36 years they're gonna shut it down!!! Click here for the story. Kinda sad to see it go. What was your first ride?
by Koyote Fox posted Jun 2 2014 4:17PM
If you know me, or have listened to my show then you know one of my major goals in life it to travel back in time......A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!!! Hell, my nickname is even OBI-WON KOYOTE!!! That being said click here & check this out, (WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOLIERS).


-Yote
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by Koyote Fox posted May 30 2014 5:05PM
So, I don't know about you, but I'm a HUGE PINK FLOYD FAN!!!! I was lucky enough top check out Brit Floyd last year & was able to take my wife & no @#$%, my wife ket arguing w/me that it was actually Floyd. From the lights to the animation to the vocal to the infatables, THEY ARE RIGHT ON!!!

Well, Brit Floyd is back at The Saroyan Theater this coming Tuesday June 3rd. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS SHOW!!! Click here for more ticket info. & keep listening to win tickets!!! 
by Koyote Fox posted May 20 2014 6:18PM
So, a band by the name of Spirit is claiming that Led Zeppelin stole the intro for "Stairway To Heaven" from their 1968 instrumental "Taurus" below are samples of both songs. Let's put this one to bed.






So, what do you think?

 
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by Koyote Fox posted May 19 2014 4:46PM
So the argument has been made that "reanimating" dead stars is dissrespecful & possibly even a violating of said stars civil liberties & that they should be left to R.I.P. I dunno, the tech. is kinda cool. I think if done properly it pays homage to the fans & the star. On the other hand could this lead to fans getting duped when going to a live show? What do you think?

by Koyote Fox posted May 12 2014 3:02PM
AGE GRACEFULLY MY ASS!!!! I hope I'm this cool when I get old!!!!
by Koyote Fox posted May 7 2014 5:21PM
I don't care what you say Lando is stilL cool. He can kick back in Cloud City w/a Colt 45 & dance anyway he want too!!!!

by Koyote Fox posted May 1 2014 4:45PM
I've said on sev. occasions that I "fear" & maybe even at times "weep" for the future. Then I checked out this seven year old kid Avery Molek. YES, 7 YEARS OLD!!! Things are looking up!!!
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by Koyote Fox posted Apr 30 2014 5:31PM
Don't get me wrong, I'm just as much of a fan of a good "FWD." as the next person but sometimes I think the term "viral" may actual be a warning sign. Some of these things truly cause the viewer to resemble a cat playing w/a laser pointer. Maybe the virus is "MIND NUMBING DINGLEBERRYITIS". Again, not taking a way from the humor or wit behind stuff like this it just amazes me what actual "goes viral".
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by Koyote Fox posted Apr 23 2014 6:29PM
So, recently I engaged in a theological discussion w/ a friend of mine on, "Whether or not animals have souls?". NO QUESTION IN MY MIND THEY DO!!! Not only that but I happen to think in mant ways critters match or even surpass human beings in things. Reaffirming my beliefs is the attached video. We all know Queen rocks & app. the bands appeal knows no bounds, even inter-species!!!!



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by Koyote Fox posted Apr 21 2014 4:51PM
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR!!!!! The way I look at it we all have things we're not good at. Personally I'm not good at math & have pretty much no skills when it comes to working on cars. Some people may not be good at sports, or maybe public speaking. Now, don't get me wrong IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY TRY AGAIN!!! I'm all for praticing & learning things. That being said I'm resolved to the fact that my male modeling career doesn't look like it's gonna take off. I think it's important that when you see an ULTIMATE FAIL, especially if you care for the person, you should step in & do or say something. THAT BEING SAID ALLOW ME TO DEDUCT TWO MIN. & FORTY SEVEN SECONDS FROM YOUR LIFE. ENJOY THE FOLOWING!!!
by Koyote Fox posted Apr 7 2014 6:47PM
So, I have long held on to the belief that aliens do in fact exist. If they have ever needed an incentive to make themselves know I believe this is it!!! The fact that these wack jobs exist is disturbing enough. The fact that they have gained notoriety,...DOUBLEY SO!!! I think it's high time E.T. came down, made an appearence w/Fallon on The Tonight Show & subsequenly scheduled a Death Match w/these two!!!


-Yote
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by Koyote Fox posted Apr 1 2014 6:43PM
So, am I the only one who remembers Grammar Class? Remember diagramming sentences? Hours of exercises in the use of commas, semi-colons, periods, exclamation points etc.? Don't get me wrong I totally get the convenience of "text speak" etc. & how you opt to word things in casual conversation is TOTALLY up to you. As for myself though I pretty much shutdown & stop reading wHeN wun KaNNoTtt spellll lEt AlOnE koJugGate a Centance!!!

Seriously, the placement of a comma can make the difference between having Uncle Jack over to the house for dinner or Uncle Jack being the main course. Case in point, the photo I recently came across. Now granted, while not actually gramatically incorrect I'd say the "verbage" is, well, just a little off. This actually more so raised the question of, "Who the hell is the editor?", but regardless on the whole it all kind of goes together.

Anyway, just thought I'd vent.


-Yote
by Koyote Fox posted Mar 27 2014 3:38PM
So, the Tapatio at my house is cursed!!! Literally every other week a bottle get's broken, NO MATTER WHERE WE PUT IT!!!! I know, you're saying, "JUST STOP BUYING IT!!!", but we love Tapatio!!! Anyway, it was a diff. morning @ the house. My two sons got into a fight & broke my oldest's brand new glasses, my daughter had a major explosion in her diaper, my wifey & I kinda got into it & then, right after I left for wk. my wife called me to let me know that a bottle of bleach vibrated off the washer & busted on the floor. She called me to vent & I tried to be a good hubby & comfort her at which point she says that the icing on today's cake would be a broken bottle of Tapatio. Guess what? Ten min. later she opens thr fridge & the Tapatio does a nosedive. She called me in FURIOUS TEARS.........I couldn't help myself...........I just cracked up at the irony so,....partially for therapy.......partially because I need answers.......& partially because I wanna test out the new polling feature please participate in the following.

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by Koyote Fox posted Mar 26 2014 3:22PM
WELCOME TO KOYOTE'S KRAP!!!! My brain synapses fire, or misfire in a strange way & I need an outlet....HENCE KOYOTE'S CRAP!!!! Please feel free to contribute to the randomness at any time!!!! Also, if you've got something, a captivating caption, suggestion, etc., please hit me up here too. I hope you enjoy the nonsequential nonsense that is KOYOTE'S KRAP!!!!


-Yote.
by Koyote Fox posted Mar 25 2014 3:48PM
So, according to info. the NFL is making it a point to outlaw the use of the goalposts for "dunking" or any other type of post touchdown "showboating" in 2014. REALLY!?! In the wake of felonious crimes, over the top hazing, gambling etc. etc., exploitation of the goalpost is our top concern? Now, I'll be honest, being a member od the RAIDER NATION my biggest concern is finishing a season over 500, but that's just me!!!!


-Yote
by Koyote Fox posted Mar 25 2014 3:41PM
O.K., so at this point I'm thinking maybe we've saturated the world w/all things bacon!!!! Don't get me wrong...i myself am a pork fanatic but where does it stop!?!

-Yote
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